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Decentralized Democracy

Ontario Assembly

43rd Parl. 1st Sess.
December 6, 2022 09:00AM
  • Dec/6/22 10:30:00 a.m.

‘Twas weeks before new year’s

And all through the home

Was last-minute planning

Booking fun on smartphones

But this family, you see

Planned closer to home

A staycation, they called it

The whole province to roam

“What’s this?” Said the mother

As she googled hotels

“A tax credit for our stay!

“It also covers motels!”

That’s 20% off

Your bed to lay,

Just make sure your trip

is before New Year’s Day.

So don’t spend those bucks

On a pricey air flight

Come up to the Highlands

Spend the day and the night!

Some fun at Sir Sam’s

The local ski club

Then relax with a tottie

In a LEGAL hot tub

There’s bakeries and breweries

With real country charm

Or try something different

Like an alpaca farm

The places! The flavours!

Bring all of your friends

There’s so much to savour

The fun never ends.

Ice skating, ice fishing,

Ice cream or ice wine

So many choices

For such a great time

ON Minden, ON Millbrook

ON Haliburton too, ON Kinmount

ON Woodville, all Ontario too

Now dash away, dash away, dash away all

Enjoy the tax credit WE sent your way,

A little something extra for your holiday.

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